when your mom accuses you of doing something that you definitely did do

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito
apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating
i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too
fat boys fat boys… what you gonna do what you gonna do when they crawl on you…..
me when watching another life hack video and they get the hot glue gun and tube of toothpaste out

“You’re not my Dad!”
Hahahahaha
“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.